tyleroakley:

Game, set, match.

(Source: runawaymarbles, via kayleemb)

worldofwhorecraft:

x

(via dumbledearlovesfizzingwhizbees)

STOP SCROLLING.

I love you and I hope your day is going well.

OKAY. CONTINUE.

(Source: dirty-purple-suit, via wasntthatafunnyday)

I GOT MY LICENSE TODAY! 

Well I guess technically I didn’t get my actual license because we forgot the affidavit that says I went through drivers ed we’re going back to do that tomorrow but that is NOT THE POINT

the POINT IS

I PASSED MANEUVERABILITY

after failing twice. 

BUT STILL THIS IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT

gunnarolla:

eomira:

gunnarolla:

Only Nanalew could post a link to her Facebook ON Facebook and still inexplicably get 8 ‘likes’ on it.

The power of Shawna

Still hilarious.

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when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

(Source: graceslick-, via hannahwhoisntabanana)

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janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad, via justanothertalkingflower)

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

(via wemma-is-singing)

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

(via flyinginafriendshipship)

“I’m just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, ‘Nobody’s eating bread—I just had to finish everyone’s burgers.’ I think it’s really important for girls to have people to look up to and to feel good about themselves.”

(via rocktherebellion)